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If you could have any one — and only one — bike in the world, what would it be?
I really want a pink Yeti ASR, although really, I'd be super happy with any pink bike that fit me correctly.

Do you already have that coveted dream bike? If so, is it everything you hoped it would be? If not, are you working toward getting it? If you’re not working toward getting it, why not?
While I love my Bluebee, it does not really fit me, nor is it pink... therefore, no I do not have the coveted dream bike. As for working toward it, I am the bread winner in the family now, so unless teachers start making a heck of a lot more in the near future, I'm pretty sure the dream bike will be a ways off. Unless someone wants to donate one to me...

If you had to choose one — and only one — bike route to do every day for the rest of your life, what would it be, and why?
How sad is it that I can think of several bike routes I would NOT want to ride every day, but have a hard time coming up with one that I would... Perhaps Kessel Run in Fruita? That one is always fun.

What kind of sick person would force another person to ride one and only one bike ride to do for the rest of her / his life?
I wouldn't expect anything less of Fatty.

Do you ride both road and mountain bikes? If both, which do you prefer and why? If only one or the other, why are you so narrow minded?
I ride both and it really depends on the day which I prefer. Generally I prefer mountain biking, but I do really really love doing the time trials on the road bike.

Have you ever ridden a recumbent? If so, why? If not, describe the circumstances under which you would ride a recumbent.
Mmm, no.

Have you ever raced a triathlon? If so, have you also ever tried strangling yourself with dental floss?
Mmm, no. Me swimming and running isn't a pretty sight.

Suppose you were forced to either give up ice cream or bicycles for the rest of your life. Which would you give up, and why?
I'd have to go with ice cream. It's not that I'm so married to the bicycle, but more so that I'm not that married to ice cream. There are several other desserts that catch my eye instead...

What is a question you think this questionnaire should have asked, but has not? Also, answer it.
What squeeky toy is on your bike? If you do not have a squeeky toy on your bike, what is wrong with you?
Aero bunny! She's awesome...

You’re riding your bike in the wilderness (if you’re a roadie, you’re on a road, but otherwise the surroundings are quite wilderness-like) and you see a bear. The bear sees you. What do you do?
Cry. Then hide behind Chris. He's a more tasty bear snack than I am, I'm sure.

Now, tag three biking bloggers. List them below.

Meredith (Your husband may not tag people, but I have no shame)
Jeny
Ali B.